Stone Structure Enthusiast Gifts

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Lego Haircut

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Early Business Planning

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Early accounting scandals.

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Used wheels

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Fairytale prince and princess

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"