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Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Lego Haircut

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Used wheels

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Fairytale prince and princess

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Church Restoration Fund.

"It's the battering classes"