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Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Rodin's Browser

Early Business Planning

Rodin's Thinker.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'It's slobberin' time!'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Football Sculpture.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Sculptor's chippings

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

The drinker.

Unfinished Masterpiece.

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

The drinker.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."