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Your Face In Stone

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"It was a botched surgery."

Sculptor's chippings

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Whittlers Mother

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

"We think it had something to do with love."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Tree and man

Keister Island

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"Bit more shoulder luv"

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The First Swim Ring

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

Caution Falling Rocks