Stone Carver T-Shirts

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

"Smile."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Caption Contest TK

"Maybe Krog not born to be cube maker."

'I want no inscription.'

The Perfect Sculpture.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Early Business Planning

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Sculptor

Punkins

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Sculptor's chippings

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

D.C. Halloween

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Pinochio's Computer

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."