Stone Carving Buff T-Shirts

'Tsk!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Very funny!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Vincent Van Goth.

Home maintenance

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Shop Lifting

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

The First Swim Ring

Your Face In Stone

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

Carving a Sculpture.

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

"Smile."

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

A stone age tire swing