Stone Carving Buff Pillows

'Tsk!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Very funny!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Vincent Van Goth.

Home maintenance

Shop Lifting

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Your Face In Stone

The First Swim Ring

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

Carving a Sculpture.

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

"Smile."

Art Gallery

A stone age tire swing