Stone Carving Geek Pillows

'I hate Mondays!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"It was a botched surgery."

Sculptor's chippings

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"I call it angle-poise"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Tall Snowman

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

"We think it had something to do with love."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Keister Island

Tree and man

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The First Swim Ring