Stone Carving Geek Mugs

'I hate Mondays!'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Sculptor's chippings

"It was a botched surgery."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Whittlers Mother

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"I call it angle-poise"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Tall Snowman

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

"We think it had something to do with love."

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Tree and man

Keister Island

Sculptor sculpts an easel