Stone Sculpting Enthusiast Mugs

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

The Rise of Modern Art

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Football Sculpture.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'Well, it's about time!'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Sculptor's chippings

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

The drinker.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

The drinker.