Rock Carving Admirer Pillows

"We think it had something to do with love."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Tina Turner

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"It was a botched surgery."

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

Meet the Beetles....

Early Art Critic

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'