Rock Admirer Pillows

"Love your granite countertops!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

You are my sunshine!

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

Eric Clapton.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Tina Turner

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Music Hall Dancers

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Nick Cave

Listening to Coldplay.

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Johnny Winter.

Robbie Williams

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Nick Cave

Mexican Serenade.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Ozzy Osbourne

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Bette Midler

Disease-y Top

Not-so-easy listening...