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"We think it had something to do with love."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Robbie Williams

Listening to Coldplay.

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Ozzy Osbourne

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"It was a botched surgery."

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

David Bowie

Rod Stewart

Whittlers Mother

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Robert Johnson.

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Early Art Critic

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'