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Mount Rushmoai

"Show off."

"HOLD STILL!!!"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Lovely dovetail."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It was a botched surgery."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Tall Snowman

"We think it had something to do with love."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

A man working on a model airplane

"Reproduction furniture."

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Tree and man

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

The First Swim Ring

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Bit more shoulder luv"

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"