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Mount Rushmoai

"Show off."

"HOLD STILL!!!"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"She's a natural!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"It was a botched surgery."

Whittlers Mother

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Tall Snowman

Artisanal Pottery

"We think it had something to do with love."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Reproduction furniture."

Tree and man

A man working on a model airplane

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.