Carving Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It was supposed to be 'John loves Lisa.' "

'I hate Mondays!'

"Bit more shoulder luv"

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

"It was a botched surgery."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

Punkins

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Luthier

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Whittlers Mother

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

D.C. Halloween

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Tall Snowman

'Stop gritting your teeth!'