Carving Enthusiast Prints

"It was supposed to be 'John loves Lisa.' "

'I hate Mondays!'

"Bit more shoulder luv"

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

"It was a botched surgery."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Luthier

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

D.C. Halloween

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple