Sculpture Buff Pillows

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Deflator mouse

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Tina Turner

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Knickerless Cage.

Un ballo in maschera

Tristan Und Isolde

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

A Cow Striptease

'I'm a star!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

Hollywood producer.

Situation Tragedy.

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?