A monument gets down from his plinth.
Sculpture Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for a sculpture buff? Discover bespoke items that showcase artistic flair and a passion for three-dimensional art. From stylish home decor to fun accessories, find the perfect tribute to their love of sculpture. These thoughtfully chosen gifts celebrate creativity, craftsmanship, and the beauty of form, making them ideal for anyone who appreciates the art of sculpture and loves to showcase their passion.
Showbiz Awards
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
'One eye of newt or two?'
Trump! The Musical
Saint George and the Drag Queen
Deflator mouse
Mikado
'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'
A little bird told me...
"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."
"Avant-garde jazz hands"
"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"
Tina Turner
Macbeth: Take Two
Masquerade
Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."
'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'
Knickerless Cage.
Un ballo in maschera
Tristan Und Isolde
"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."
We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...
'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'
'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'
Midsummer Night's Dream
Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano
A Cow Striptease
'I'm a star!'
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!
'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'
Hollywood producer.
Situation Tragedy.
Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?
Sculpture Buff Gifts Collection
Sculpture Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating sculpture enthusiasts—perfect for adding artistic flair to everyday coffee or tea moments.
Sculpture Buff Pillows
Find unique pillows designed for sculpture lovers, ideal for styling a creative and inspiring space.
Sculpture Buff Prints
Browse our selection of art prints that pay homage to the world of sculpture, perfect for decorating a passionate art lover's home.
Sculpture Buff T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts crafted for sculpture buffs and artistic souls wanting to wear their passion proudly.