Painting Buffs Gifts

"Don't forget to save your work."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Tina Turner

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Hoxton map.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Vincent Van Goth.

Artist Retrospective.

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Sleeping on the Job

Cat art exhibition.

Alberto Giacometti.

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

The Death of Marat

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

The Worst Date Ever

'You never smile at me like that!'

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.