Painting Buff Gifts

Vincent Van Goth.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Tina Turner

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Hoxton map.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

'The buildings are merging.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Cat art exhibition.

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The Death of Marat

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Pirate Artist