Painting Buffs Pillows

"Don't forget to save your work."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Tina Turner

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Quick, press control Z!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Hoxton map.

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Vincent Van Goth.

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

Cat art exhibition.

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

The Death of Marat

Sleeping on the Job

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'You never smile at me like that!'

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'