Classic Art Buff Pillows

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.

"Is it by Raphael, or Veronese? That depends - can you afford a Raphael?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

A caveman paints from life

"Now I really hate poetry."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Convenience.

Tina Turner

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Raphael

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Tinnitus?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Diego Velasquez

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Whistler's father.

Berta screams out!

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Medusa and Perseus.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Hoxton map.

American Gothic Selfie

"Habanero ..."