Art Buff Pillows

Tina Turner

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

Hoxton map.

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

The woman who donated all her culottes to the metropolitan museum of art.

"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."

The Death of Marat

'Hey, I'm a Border Collie. You'll have to fill it in.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Beg pardon sir, but that's the window. The plasma TV is over here.'

Monster in Bath

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Now I really hate poetry."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'It's a Joan Biro.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A little bird told me...

Deflator mouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.