Stonecutter T-Shirts

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

'It's the three masons.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Sculptor's chippings

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Loggerheads

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Sawrd Fighting

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

Keister Island

Man talking to a tree.

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.