Stonecutter Gifts

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

'It's the three masons.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Sculptor's chippings

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Loggerheads

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Sawrd Fighting

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

Keister Island