Stone Sculptor Gifts

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

I carved this statue out of Scottish bedrock. Gneiss-ly done!

Sculptor's chippings

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Caution Falling Rocks

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Alien David statue

The Googler

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Candle Portraits.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Lovely dovetail."

Monuments

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Happy thoughts

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Early Business Planning

Rodin's Thinker.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...