Stone Sculpture Enthusiasts Gifts

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

Early Business Planning

'Who's the new guy?'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Sculptor's chippings

'Well, it's about time!'

'It's slobberin' time!'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Football Sculpture.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

The drinker.

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Modeling gig

The drinker.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Quit playing with it.'

The Deep Thinker

"I'll take it."