Stone Sculpture Enthusiasts Pillows

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Early Business Planning

'Who's the new guy?'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Sculptor's chippings

Football Sculpture.

'Well, it's about time!'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The drinker.

Modeling gig

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Moai having a lightbulb moment

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

The drinker.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Rodin's Charity Collector

"I'll take it."

'Quit playing with it.'