Stone Sculpture Enthusiast Pillows

Keister Island

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Well, it's about time!'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Football Sculpture.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Sculptor's chippings

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

The drinker.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Modeling gig

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.