Wood Sculpture Enthusiast Pillows

Carpenter with an ornate wooden leg.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

D.I.Y

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Well, it's about time!'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Luthier

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Football Sculpture.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

The drinker.