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Carpenter with an ornate wooden leg.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Rodin's Thinker.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

D.I.Y

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker. The Listener

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Luthier

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'Well, it's about time!'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Football Sculpture.

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The drinker.

Modeling gig

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."