Stone Sculpture Admirer Pillows

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'It's slobberin' time!'

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Hadrian's Wall

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Thinker.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Frizzbee statue.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

The First Cone of Shame.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Rodin's THE FEELER

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Redecorating Easter Island.

George Papandreou.

The Thinker and the Doer.

Snow Bridge.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

Statue of Liberty