Stone Shaper Gifts

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Man carving himself out of stone

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Failure/Due Diligence

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Sculptor's chippings

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Sculptor sculpts an easel

This is the last position I take where the job description is "heavy responsibility."

Caution Falling Rocks

Your Face In Stone

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Look Up.

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.