Stone Shaper Gifts

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Man carving himself out of stone

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

Failure/Due Diligence

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Sculptor's chippings

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Look Up.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Your Face In Stone

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

Caution Falling Rocks

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

Primitive boring techniques at an early caveman wheel factory.