Stone Work Gifts

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Sculptor's chippings

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"I call it angle-poise"

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Keister Island

"Sit."

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

Your Face In Stone

This is the last position I take where the job description is "heavy responsibility."

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

Look Up.