Stone Mason Gifts

"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."

'You want her to be built like that?'

Primitive boring techniques at an early caveman wheel factory.

"What an absurd concept. Remove it!"

This is the last position I take where the job description is "heavy responsibility."

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Man Carves Question Mark.

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

Building Sandcastles.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Early Business Planning

Pyramid catflap...

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Caption Contest TK

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Last Chance for Everything.

Sculptor's chippings

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'