Stone Maestro Gifts

Sculpt-by-numbers kit.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Kultural K9's.

A woman playing a keyboard

Violin Practise

Malcolm Sargent

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

The Drummer

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Street Organ - Monkey

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

I will be Bach.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Ennio Morricone