Clay Maestro Gifts

Woman throwing giant pot.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Bassoons.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Violin Practise

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Patissier

Painting

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Artistic Licence.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"Hey—no cheating!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Cake Writer's Block

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Musical Prodigy

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

Titian

Ballet Birthday

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

'You do nice work!'