Clay Maestro Gifts

Woman throwing giant pot.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Bassoons.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Violin Practise

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Patissier

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Painting

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Artistic Licence.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"Hey—no cheating!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Musical Prodigy

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Cake Writer's Block

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Titian

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

Ballet Birthday

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

'You do nice work!'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

Orchestra