Cue Maestro Gifts

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Orchestra.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Nest building

When Cows Discovered Mowers

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

"You don't need English on every shot."

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

We are on the move. . .

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'I like to mix up my exercise routine. Sometimes I right click. Sometimes I double click...'

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"

'Earl's Court? - Board the 47 outside this station, this will take you to Liverpool St...'

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

Happy Birthday

Knitting techniques