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'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Orchestra.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Nest building

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

We are on the move. . .

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'I like to mix up my exercise routine. Sometimes I right click. Sometimes I double click...'

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Earl's Court? - Board the 47 outside this station, this will take you to Liverpool St...'

Knitting techniques

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

Happy Birthday

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'