Cleaning Maestro T-Shirts

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Are you done yet?'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Decorating with Children

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

Organized chaos.

Business Vacation.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'