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Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Orchestra.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Children playing in the street

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Business Vacation.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

One Thing / Another

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'Where are the kids?'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Nest building

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Spinning Plates!