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Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Orchestra.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

Children playing in the street

"Speed reader...?"

Business Vacation.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

One Thing / Another

'Where are the kids?'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

Nest building

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Spinning Plates!

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."