Stonemason Gifts

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

'I am 'hurrying-up'... Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!'

A Collision Between A Stonemason and Gentlemen.

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Stonehens.

"Poor Reggie, he never did see eye to eye with the Stonemason."

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

"Poor Reggie, he never did see eye to eye with the Stonemason."

Pyramid catflap...

"Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering."

"This job is going to take a LOT of mortar."

"The Pharaoh wants me to invest in one of his new building projects, but I'm afraid it's all just a big pyramid scheme."

"Damn it!...I've forgotten his name."

'StoneHENGE?! I thought you said build Stone HENS!!'

Billy Noiviates: 'Stayed In'

'There's a cop at the door. You know anything about a pyramid scheme?'

'Hold it! He's been overthrown.'

Stoneage traffic cone

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Last Chance for Everything.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Sculptor's chippings

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'