Stonework Fanatic Gifts

"This must be Easter Island!"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Too much club."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Artisanal Pottery

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Sit."

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

"Reproduction furniture."

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

The First Swim Ring

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Look Up.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Teapot

Caution Falling Rocks

Carving a Sculpture.

'Say it with Timber'

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

Unlucky sculpture.

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'