Freemason Fanatic Gifts

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Signing the declaration of independence.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'I like the frame.'

I love bathtime.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"I'm a soul trader."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

California fires and Coronavirus

"This must be Easter Island!"

Frenchy Fries, one of the world's greatest art forgers

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"But is it..?"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Bath tube with human feet.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

Artists without borders.

I always frame yours, J.B.

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."