Freemason Fanatic Mugs

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'I like the frame.'

I love bathtime.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"This must be Easter Island!"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

California fires and Coronavirus

"But is it..?"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Frenchy Fries, one of the world's greatest art forgers

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Bath tube with human feet.

Artists without borders.

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

I always frame yours, J.B.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."