Flamethrower Fanatic Mugs

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"Revenge is a dish best served cold my Arse!"

Candle Portraits.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

California fires and Coronavirus

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

Motorbike

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

The Hellish Sermon

Chef walking out

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"