Flamethrower Fanatic Gifts

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"Revenge is a dish best served cold my Arse!"

Candle Portraits.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Woman escapes with cats.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

California fires and Coronavirus

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Candles In Bed

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

Motorbike

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

The Hellish Sermon

Chef walking out