Flamethrower Enthusiast Gifts

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

'The Torch Holder'.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Ancient Weapons

Heroes

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Dog prank

"I got my wish!"

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Motorbike

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

History Of Fire

Light Artillery

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"