Flamethrower Enthusiast Pillows

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

'The Torch Holder'.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Ancient Weapons

Heroes

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Candles In Bed

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"I got my wish!"

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

Dog prank

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

Motorbike

History Of Fire