Flamethrower Fan Pillows

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Heavy meals on wheels

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Canada Goose

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Donald Trump

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"Is the light bothering you?"

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."